Description
Because apparently ordinary pens are just too professional.
Add a little sarcasm to the working day with one of our laser engraved bamboo ballpoint pens, featuring a choice of amusing office-inspired messages.
Perfect for desks, meetings, colleagues, managers, Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers — or simply keeping for yourself when another meeting really could have been an email.
Each design is laser engraved directly into the bamboo, meaning the wording is permanently marked into the surface rather than printed or applied as a sticker.
Choose Your Message
Select your favourite from the available options:
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Management Translation Device
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For those occasions when somebody needs to explain what management actually meant.
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Old School Texting Device
- No battery. No Wi-Fi. No notifications. Surprisingly, it still works
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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
- Confidence is everything. Knowledge is apparently optional.
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Absolutely Not Legal Advice
- Ideal for anyone whose opinions probably shouldn't be relied upon in court.
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This Meeting Could've Been an Email
- Possibly the most accurate sentence ever engraved onto a pen.
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Probably Stolen From Work
- We make no allegations whatsoever. 😇
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Another Bloody Meeting
- For the person whose calendar has finally broken them.
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HR Wouldn't Approve This
- Which is precisely why it exists.
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Sounds Like a You Problem
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Executive Nonsense Stick
- For signing important documents, pointing at PowerPoints and looking considerably more important than you actually feel.
Or!
Your Pen. Your Message. Your Sense of Humour.
Choose from our collection of hilarious ready-made engraved bamboo pens, or create something completely your own!
Whether it's one pen for yourself, five for your favourite colleagues or ten for the whole office, we've got you covered.
Pick a phrase. Write your own. Make somebody laugh.
Why You'll Love Them
• Genuine bamboo barrel
• Permanently laser engraved
• Smooth-writing ballpoint pen
• Comfortable to hold
• Chrome-style metal detailing
• Reusable everyday desk pen
• Each bamboo barrel has its own natural grain and character
• Designed and engraved by RLO Tech in the UK
Because bamboo is a natural material, the exact colour, grain and resulting engraving shade will vary slightly from pen to pen. No two are completely identical.
A Brilliant Little Gift
These make great gifts for:
• Work colleagues
• Managers and team leaders
• Office workers
• Secret Santa
• Leaving gifts
• Birthdays
• Stocking fillers
• New jobs and promotions
• Home-office workers
• The colleague who has already mentally left the meeting
They're also a great inexpensive addition to a larger present.
Professionally Laser Engraved
Unlike printed designs, the wording is engraved directly into the bamboo surface using a laser.
There is no vinyl lettering or sticker to peel away, giving each pen a natural engraved finish that complements the bamboo grain beautifully.
Please Note
Bamboo is a natural product, so variations in colour, texture, grain and engraving darkness are completely normal and form part of the character of each pen.
The photographs show examples of the pens you will receive. Natural grain means your individual pen will be unique.
Need a gift for somebody with a questionable sense of humour?
You've found it.
Pick your favourite, give it to a colleague…
…or keep it for yourself.
We won't tell HR.
Available as singles, random 5 Pack., and full set of 10.
Or add your own!
