{"product_id":"funny-engraved-bamboo-pen","title":"Funny Engraved Bamboo Pen Novelty Office Gift Work Colleagues Secret Santa Gifts","description":"\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently ordinary pens are just too professional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a little sarcasm to the working day with one of our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elaser engraved bamboo ballpoint pens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, featuring a choice of amusing office-inspired messages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for desks, meetings, colleagues, managers, Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers — or simply keeping for yourself when another meeting really could have been an email.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach design is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003elaser engraved directly into the bamboo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, meaning the wording is permanently marked into the surface rather than printed or applied as a sticker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose Your Message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelect your favourite from the available options:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManagement Translation Device\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFor those occasions when somebody needs to explain what management \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eactually\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e meant.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOld School Texting Device\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo battery. 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